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come on pookie, let's burn this muthafucka down. [15 May 2006|02:47am]
[ music | new streets. ]

there are so many things to be happy about i feel like it's not going to get any better than this.

until i move into fatherbitch headquarters. and i hook up with someone, a lot. <33333

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colin farrell sex tape. [19 Jan 2006|12:02am]
[ mood | terrified. ]
[ music | you wanna watch what we just did sure, then we can do it.... ]

i would have to say the best part was him talking.

i would say another good part is his penis.

he tells her to shut the fuck up, it's good you know.

and i would say the funniest thing is that perezhilton.com is getting sued for hosting it for like a milisecond.

bhahahahha. i hate perez anyway.

it's all about pinkisthenewblog.com.

and i know, because i love me some celebrity gossip.

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my new years was better than yours. [01 Jan 2006|06:36pm]
pictures.

i never post them so enjoy bitches.


and so the night begins )

i hope you enjoyed these and they made your computer freeze! bahahahahhahahaaa
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i made my myspace private. [28 Dec 2005|10:36pm]
i'm now 14 yrs. old.

so add me!!!!!!

http://myspace.com/jewtothelo

ps. mr. pibb + red vines = crazy delicious!
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[08 Dec 2005|10:06pm]
[ music | junior senior - white trash ]


friends only. duh.

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it's been awhile. [22 May 2005|10:09pm]
[ mood | NO FAMILY GUY?! ]
[ music | episode 2. ]

star wars was amazing.

i'll admit it, i hide my nerdiness very well.

i want to be a bounty hunter. yeah, i think that would suit me well.

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name that tune. 31 trax. [26 Dec 2004|10:30pm]
[ music | ratatat ]

my favorite songs as of right now and always. i give you the lyrics. you guess the song and the artist.

1. our hands they seek the end of afternoon. my hands believe and move over you.
2. now I know how Joan of Arc felt. as the flames rose to her roman nose.
3. come on home, girl he said with a smile. you don’t have to love me yet, let’s get high awhile.
4. decline. make me. make me.
5. c'est le temps des menaces. on a pas le choix pile en face
6. i like to play it tough. cuts, bruises, blood oozes, bones breaking rough.
7. in all your fantasies you always knew. that man and mystery.
8. with a thousand scarves in flight, see how they run. spring from the terraces in black and white.
9. by the way you smell I can tell that you're fifteen.
10. quiero pasar mas tiempo junto a ti. recuperar las noches que perdí.
11. this is hard livin' mixed with cristal sippin'.
12. for the ladies, and the fags yeah.
13. hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way, watch your honey drip, can't keep away.
14. you got such a sensational ass, im'a get you Jimmy Choo and Marc Jacobs bags.
15. like a story told by the fault lines and the soil.
16. whatever I said to make you think that love's the religion of the weak, this morning we love like weaklings the worst is over.
17. stop, stop the man at the top. stop, stop the flag at the top.
18. my tongue's the only muscle on my body that works harder than my heart.
19. wearing your black eye like a badge of honor, soaking in sympathy.
20. this is why I am lying when I say, that I don't love you no more.
21. i really love your shoes. you still kick Kangaroos.
22. you say i choose sadness, that it never once has chosen me.
23. cause it's natrual to feel unfaithful. and you're going to be anyway.
24. do you remember what its like to wake up in her love nest.
25. because maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me.
26. i kept your picture just behind the eye those weeks when our distance grew.
27. they thought he was real smart alec.
28. crimes have been swept aside, somewhere, where they can forget.
29. we'll be ok on our own, just as long as it's us.
30. gold teeth and a curse for this town were all in my mouth.
31. love I get so lost, sometimes days pass and this emptiness fills my heart/open up your fruitcage where the fruit is as sweet as can be.
same artist two different songs, oh snap.




..ps. i'm starving myself from now on. i need to be hot again. fuck the freshman 15. i'm going freshman -15.

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[09 Nov 2004|12:37am]
HEY SHITHEAD


STOP HONKING YOUR HORN



kthx.
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RED SOX WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [21 Oct 2004|02:50am]
[ mood | fuck liberal economics. ]
[ music | i gotta sick reputation for handlin' broads. ]

isn't it lovely that i found out alex hardie is living in flag.


i don't know how i should feel about this.



oh fuck this economics paper. i'm pulling an all-nighter so i figure i have about 3 more hours to fuck around with.

this weekend i'm going to see the grudge with the scouts. and yes, we do call ourselves that.


i hope the cardinals win tomorrow. why did i schedule my classes so early?!!

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there's a ghost on the 13th floor. [26 Sep 2004|03:05am]
i am slowly but surely stealing my gay friend tim back from my roommate.


that bitch can kiss my muthafuckin' ass. )
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[30 Aug 2004|08:42pm]
[ music | sledgehammer - peter gabriel ]

fuck this shit. i'm not in highschool anymore.

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[29 Aug 2004|01:35am]
i need to know where the trash dumpster thing is on this fucking floor.


where the hell is my roommate? i don't know but we're supposed to go to belmont today.


at least i can watch baseball games instead of horrible movies.


ps. someone please buy me a fake gold rolexxxxx.
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[22 Aug 2004|12:50am]
so i'm sitting outside and i see a huge gecko eat a moth.


and not just eat a moth he puts it in his mouth and then proceeds to smash it with his teeth (or whatever geckos have) and make disgusting noises with it.


i hate arizona. chicago doesn't have geckos. right?

ps. there are 7 fucking geckos on the wall. SEVEN, SEVEN GECKOS ah ah ah.
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shut the fuck up axel rose. [10 Aug 2004|07:25pm]
so, it seems like marriage to a baseball player get slimmer everyday.

it looks like i'm going to have to lower my standards again.


ps. hi cody. i got your email. go see built to spill.
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[06 Aug 2004|04:03pm]
braves play the dbacks tonite.

i axed katie if she wanted to go but i'm not sure if she's going to call me back.


i looooooooooooooooooooove the summertime. and please, get out of my dreams.


chicago full speed ahead. august 23rd i'm owning the cubs and nomah. so f you.
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i don't have a fucking brother. [02 Aug 2004|12:55pm]
i'm in karla's [dorm] room packing up my things so i can return to the valley of skin cancer and fake boobs.

san francisco is great but i think that it just made me more excited to go to loyola.

chicago is cpming so soon that i think i might throw up.





ps. a lot of things [and people] change in 5 years. it's disappointing.
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fuck lj cuts. [29 Jul 2004|11:24pm]
[ mood | jump in ]
[ music | frou frou - let go ]

varitek=1 a-rod=0



thank you very much.

i'm going to san francisco tomorrow if anyone cares to know this. i'm planning on getting my lip done around the 21st of august.

don't ever get a job where you have to lift heavy things and wear hot fashion heels at the same time.


ps. vote for pedro

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whatev [26 Jul 2004|03:30pm]
yesterday was my birthday.


woo hoo. now i'm 18.
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[11 Jul 2004|03:24pm]
marlon brandau was really hot.

i'm in houston, preparing myself for the all star game. i hate carlos beltran.

love
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[30 Jun 2004|02:09pm]
i keep having sexy dreams about a man from seattle.


help!


4:42 update: the sexy man asked me to type a letter and the word penetrations came up at least 50 times. i imagine it would be really awkward if i didn't work at an architecture firm.
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